and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
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September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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