Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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