New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
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I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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