I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Operation Purity has been aborted
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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