those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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