So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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