adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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