please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He passed out mid-signature
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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