Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
my shit smells like andre
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
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