I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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