Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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