She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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