Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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