Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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