Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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