do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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