Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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