She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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