thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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