One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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