Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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