it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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