Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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