Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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