I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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