Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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