ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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