I love how my cats smell like pot.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
How external is "for external use only"?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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