ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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