I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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