dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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