dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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