is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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