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I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.

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(740): View more from Ohio

While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.

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(435): View more from Utah

He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.

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(623): View more from Arizona

I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.

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