Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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