i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
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two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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