She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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