ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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