This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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