If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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