as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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