It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize