In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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