I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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