Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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