well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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