yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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