I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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