carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize