Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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