it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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