I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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