i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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