did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
It's not a walk of shame if you run