Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children