they need to just BURY HIM!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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